Friday, June 29, 2012

24.06.12 - Gay Gay Gay Pride


It is the Gay Pride Parade so I went Downtown to check it out. It wasn’t massive but the party goes
 on all day, and all weekend. There were groups from the SF police, Irish pipers, people supporting gay marriage, Latino dancers and several naked men walking the streets. Apparently this is a pretty regular thing in SF. There was a nice atmosphere of everyone just having a good time and celebrating tolerance and diversity in the city. Then I went up to Columbus Street to watch the England vs Italy football match with a friend of my friend AJ, called Bradley. We were in the Italian quarter so surrounded by blue shirts, everyone went wild when Italy won the penalty shoot out. Bradley then took me on to a friend’s brunch party but
 we were quite late because the football had been prolonged. I tried my first Slider, basically a mini hamburger, and Mimosa, aka bucks fizz. Bradley has been here for three years and works in sales, he is adamantly never going back to the UK. He says that here it is what you know not who you know and anyone can get to the top if they have the skills and work hard enough. This was demonstrated by the guy there who looked like a bit of a thug; huge muscles, tattoos, wife beater, cap but was one of Bradley’s workmates at his last company. Apparently he scrubs up quite well in an Armani suit, not that many people wear suits in SF, and definitely no ties. The favourite female attire seems to be yoga pants so everyone is quite informal.
    I then got taken on to the Marina district, the Chelsea of SF, full of well heeled young and the Frat crowd where we met up with some other friends of the birthday girl. We watched to sun go down on one of their roof terraces drinking margaritas.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

23.06.12 - Hills on a Bicycle


Today is the day for exploring on my bike. I set off through Golden Gate park but don’t get far before
stopping to take some pictures at the glasshouse. Unlike the ones in Kew they have painted out the windows so all you get is a diffused light coming through. Like Central Park people seem to congregate here to do cool stuff; you can go on a Segway tour, I saw people competing in a inline skating trick competition, a Pedal Power Stadium where fixed bicycles had to generate the power for a concert, there is a field of bison, and it is massive! I had thought that a cycle along the coast would equal a nice flat ride but as I hit the beach I saw the coming climb, but I had set myself the course and I wasn’t going to be put off by the hill.
The water looks ferocious, the wind is strong and pushes sand onto the promenade so that little dumper trucks have to pick it all up and return it to the beach, they also flatten out the beach because the wind makes the sand into huge ridges. I cycled up and down, along roads, past golf courses and memorials until I finally saw the Golden Gate Bridge in the distance. I managed to end up on the wrong side of the bridge which was closed to bicycles on the weekend but I decided to break the rules and cycled over anyway, realising half way across that the left hand side is reserved for bikes only, I was on the right. However, there was definitely a beter view of the Frisco Bay from the illegal side so it was worth the tourist dodging.

It was way past my lunchtime when I reached the other side, expecting to find a cafe for weary bridge crossers but there was nothing apart from a water fountain so I cycled back across and eventually found a cafe on the beach which was much needed by this point. Then thinking I knew where I was I realised that I didn’t but found myself at the Palace of Fine Arts which is an amazing and slightly outrageous neo-classical structure. It felt like a living Roman ruin. The ride back included a lot of wrong turns and hills but I eventually made it back after 5 hours and collapsed at home. I did see a wild sweet pea which made the wrong turn and
extra hill almost worth it. In the evening I dragged myself off to the cinema to see Snow White and the Huntsman which is rubbish, don’t go to see it. The script is really bad and the acting nearly as bad.











22.06.12 - Meeting the Trans

I went to meet the reporter at the Cross Generational Trans Brunch in Dolores Park in the Mission district. Dolores Park is a local hang out spot for the inhabitants of the Mission who are, from what I’ve been told, cool and trendy but not like Shoreditch trendy. More like music enthusiast, meets hippy, meets computer geek with a bit of foodie thrown in. It is near the Castro which is the gay area and the other side is the Latino area but the trendies are slowly pushing them further east.

    The crowd at the brunch was a total mix of the young gender curious, very attractive transexuals, very confused individuals and the older transgender crowd who had definitely been through the wars and fought for equal rights through the tough times. There is even an old peoples home specifically for transgender OAPs. I am improving my terminoligy slowly and I’m sure that I am eternally putting my foot in it. The reporter, Jess, described herself as queer identified (i.e. gay), the word dyke is being reclaimed by the lesbian community, black people are definitely African-Americans, illegal immigrants are undocumented immigrants. It is a minefield, especially at New America Media where people are sensitive to these kinds of things. Any desire to make a mildly inappropriate joke has to be suppressed. My other favourite was “I’m going to reach out to them tomorrow” translates as “I’m going to telephone them tomorrow”. There is definitely a lack of sense of irony amongst my fellow interns, they are very serious.













When we were done I walked around the district, all the way up and down Valencia street which is a mixture of trendy shops, vintage shops, places to eat (there are lots of delicious looking places everywhere), venues. I found a photography shop that specialises in doing tintype portraits (an old method of photography using plates of metal rather than negatives, the results look amazing) and instant film photography (i.e. Polaroid). They have a photography walk on Sunday which I will try to go to. They also pointed me in the right direction for hiring a macro lens for my camera, ironically from Calumet where is who I get the same equipment from in London.
Jess had suggested a Mexican place to get lunch. It looked awful, flies and dirty tiles, but it was definitely the place she had recommended (I rang to confirm) and the food was really good. The burrito lasted me two meals, like a lot of American food.
I walked to Calumet and hired a lens. The deposit in London is £1,000, here it is $100. They obviously think that Americans are more responsible. I’ve noticed that thier road system also calls for more responsibility from drivers, cyclists and pedestrians which surprised me in the nation of litigation. Cars can still turn right at a red light so everyone has to watch out and be aware. And the intersections without lights do not have a right of way for one road over another so all traffic has to give way to each other. Actually cars are much more courteous here than in London; they let you pass and don’t try to kill you. And pedestrians don’t try to kill themselves, they diligently wait for the green light to cross. I have only been beeped several times on one occasion and that was when I was happily cycling the wrong way down a one way street; they do not have huge, red no entry signs here so I got confused.

 I wandered out with my camera on Friday evening, did some grocery shopping, avoiding the fertile eggs, and then decided that I should have a drink at The Pig & Whistle in honour of the Toon. Hoping that it would be a quiet bar with a few old Geordies in who could become my new random SF friends I was disappointed to find it full of people being sociable on a Friday night, so I had half a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale on my own and then went home to bed.

21.06.12 - Turning Japanese

A colder day today and quite cloudy. A morning walking around the Lone Mountain area where I’m living, had a Peet’s Coffee (the local chain - v good) and trying to locate Mike’s Second Hand Bike Store. I really fancy getting a second hand bike to pedal around on and cycle over Golden Gate bridge. Find it, no bikes in sight, realise it’s a second hand motorbike shop.
Head to Japantown. SF has one of only three remaining Japantowns in the US, it is mostly residential but the focal point is the Japan Center, essentially a mall with Japanese restaurants and shops. Lots of noodles and Hello Kitty, a mixture of things that the Japanese think tourists want to buy and what the American Japanese actually want. Apparently quite a few celebs have been and left their mark (see below). There is a cool Japanese store selling original Japanese products. One top seller is an electric erasure, for those who just can’t be bothered to rub things out manually and a pair of blow up breasts, not sure if these are a joke or not. Lunch was a delicious buckwheat noodle soup with a Bovril-like broth and tempura vegetables and prawns, yum.
    Walking up more hills and then down more hills, my calves were definitely feeling a bit stiff this morning. Stopped a man on a bike to ask where I could buy a second hand bike and he suggested an ex-rental and as I was heading in the right direction I went in search of a set of wheels.  Couriers here look just as unwashed as in London, apart from he had three gold and diamante nose piercings; bling and grime meet in one man. I found a shop owned by a man from Lyon, with a Russian sidekick, where I bought an ex-rental, very sit-up, bike with a huge, flat seat that I look ridiculous on. Then spent about as much again on safety accessories, lights, helmet, lock, blah. Funnily enough Mum rang as I was there, she obviously knew that I was contemplating ditching the helmet!

The windy streets of SF...............................
















..............The windy street of SF.
The only high volume of tourists that I came across in the day was this lot going crazy for SF’s famous crooked street. It’s amazing what people find exciting. I found a tree with wild plums on it and ate two.

A San Fran theatre production found in the local paper.
Ride off on my new bike to Chinatown. Completely different to Japantown - although no reason why they should be anything like each other - very busy, lively, grotty, definitely more criminal. Head up to the Cathedral, only have to get off and push up one hill. We’re allowed to sit in the choir stalls for Evensong, there are about 30 of us. The all male choir of 14 are an odd looking bunch with the faces of criminals but the voices of angels. They’re on my my right so I can hear them on one side and then an echo of the final note ringing down the nave in my left ear. Really, really good singing - and that was just me. Lol. The junior choir master turns out to be an organ scholar from New College, Oxford. Luckily it was most of the way through before I noticed that he was wearing heeled, soft black leather shoes underneath his cassock. They were so weird and creepy, he was not short so I have no idea why he felt the need to wear heels, does it help when playing the organ? When he played everyone out he controlled two sets of organs from one keyboard; one in the choir stalls and one at the other end of the nave. It was so cool it almost made me forgot about the shoes. As I was leaving the Verger caught me, apparently the organ is one of the best in America and they do yoga on a Tuesday on the cathedral labyrinth. I think I’ll have to tick that box next week. He gave me his card which I thought was funny for a Verger but why shouldn’t he have a business card. As I was leaving another man was playing the organ and I’ve never heard it played so amazingly, I think that he was testing it, playing the high notes and the lows. blowing the pipes. At times it sounded like a whole orchestra and then like a single instrument rather than, as so often, just lots of pipes competing to be heard.
    Some of the road surfaces here are awful, you really notice on a bike, cracks and potholes everywhere. But I made it to the opera house in one piece, quite early, so I wandered around the building, which is a very traditional opera house style, wide staircases, gold balustrades, columns and vaulted ceilings. There was a pre-performance talk going on; a run down of the story about some of Mozart’s musical techniques. It is given before every performance. Then I climbed the many flights of stairs to my seat in the gods. I was really excited about the evening until...a screen descended from the ceiling above my row of seats projecting what was on the stage with full close ups. It was so
 distracting having the light of the screen in my peripheral vision that my blood started to boil. On reflection I did let it annoy me disproportionately but I think that if you’ve bought a ticket for the theatre then you want to see a live performance and not a screen with close ups of the singers showing all the lumps and bumps and cracking make-up. I decided that I would move seats after the interval but I was not allowed to sit in a lower section because I hadn’t paid for a more expensive ticket even though there were spare seats. Then to add to my rage I was charged $4 for a bottle of water. I spent most of the second half composing my letter of complaint, which I sent the next day - no reply as yet - but you can’t get over the fact that the music is superb and that’s what I will remember longer than the annoying things. But, the screen was beyond irritating. Cycled home trying to avoid the steepest hills - just about possible.

20.06.12 - First Day at the Office


‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’ was the name of the documentary film and I saw it at the Bridge cinema which is a very old place that shows non mainstream films. It was about a famous sushi chef called Jiro, about how he makes the sushi, what makes him the best and about his two sons. The thing that struck me most was their mindset of being the best, not to be rich or famous but because everyone should strive to be the best in their chosen craft, whatever that is. They pick the best fish and rice, cook it in the best way, keep the rice at the perfect temperature and even dream of how to improve it, and work very, very hard. Slightly too hard perhaps. Apprentices have to do at least 10 years before they are good enough to go it alone, one poor guy had to massage an octopus for 40-50 minutes to make sure that it was perfectly tender! It made me feel very lazy and vow never to eat sub standard sushi ever again.
Wednesday morning I had to go into the office and the sun was shining. I was slightly worried that they had unwittingly hired a caucasian for an ethnic minorities new service but there is a whole mix of races in the office. Indians, hispanics, asians, blacks and me. There are two birds, owned by the editor-in-chief, whose chirruping makes it feel like you’re outdoors which is pleasant. The other interns are all about 12 and terribly earnest and arrived a few days before me so have been given this week’s work so there was nothing for me to do, a classic intern’s first day. I trawled the internet and the New America Media website thinking of possible stories but I will hopefully be given a story at the editorial meeting on Monday. I think that my photography might come in handy as my USP; I’m booked in to take pictures at the Trans Youth & Elder Brunch on Friday. Could I get, like, any more San Fran-friggin-cisco? It is Pride weekend so Friday is Trans, Saturday Dyke and Sunday Gay. The area around the office is quite quiet, lots of car mechanics and a few cafes and shops, a bit run down. I found a place called The Window for lunch which is literally a window out of which a different group serves lunch everyday. Food is relatively expensive here but you always get quite a lot for your money. Ordered a white coffee and knew I’d made a mistake when the man squeezed something out of a bottle into the cup. I’ll stick with the universal cappuccino in future. Used my time at work to buy a ticket to the opera, The Magic Flute, tomorrow and researching the Tenderloin - the ‘sketchy’ area, to use the US word, that I walked through yesterday. Apparently it’s sketchy but you won’t get mugged. It’s now becoming the trendy place to set up art galleries and fixed wheel bike shops so gentrification is on its way. Whilst researching the district I found a  Daily Mail story on drug use in the UK for which they’d sent out female reporters to see how easy it was to buy heroine, I am glad that I’m not an intern there.

I am still trying to sort out my phone, the T-mobile people sent me on to a place called Mobile Kangeroo that unlocks phones so that they will take any SIM card. On the way I was watching a small group of people, walking round and round outside a hotel, with placards, one with a mega phone the others responding to his chants. Raymond, a tiny old black guy, stopped to tell me that they are there every day, going round and round. They are demanding higher wages from the hotel. He then promised to make my day with three jokes. “What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?” “Oh Dam!”. Number 2 was a maths puzzle which I said I understood but didn’t, and third was “What’s your first name?” “Hannah” “I’m going to spell your last name. Y-o-u-r l-a-s-t n-a-m-e”. That cost me a few sweet dollars; if I gave everyone who asked me a dollar I’d be penniless very quickly. The down-and-outs are really in your face here; it makes one very aware of how hard life is if you are at the bottom. Best tramp sign = “Why lie, it’s for beer”, surely a $ for honesty.
    Whilst my phone was being unlocked I walked up to the cathedral. The outside is a boring, almost pebble dash brown but the inside is beautiful. Built in the 1920s it looks like a traditional medieval cathedral expect it is made out of steel and concrete because of the danger of earthquakes, a mid grey colour. The stain glass windows are predominantly blue and  don’t let in much light but the effect is wonderful. It was very empty and peaceful. They have a labyrinth mosaic on the floor at the far end of the nave which they suggest you walk along without your shoes on, so I did. I think that it is a very San Fran, hippy establishment - “You can walk the labyrinth of life to the tune of the Spirit which you uniquely hear. Immunity from religious control is granted you upon entry” - from their blurb. There is even an interfaith chapel. As I sat there the bells struck 6 o’clock, a deep sonorous sound like a big whomp through the building, a very ancient sound. I noticed that there is Evensong on Thursdays, i.e. tomorrow, so I’m going to go to that, some free music before the expensive music. The tram lines outside rattle and buzz continuously in anticipation of an approaching cable car. The wind was up but the sun still out, it feels like a mixture of mountainous thin air with seaside breeze.

(There are parking lots all over the city, including underneath the cathedral and the one pictured called ‘Temple Parking’.)

    Still time to kill so I had a pint of local beer, Anchor Steam, (they didn’t serve half pints but it was only $2) and a bagel. Saw a dog in a pair of sunglasses. Favourite headline from the local paper “Kelp, OK in soup, is also in the bay - that’s trouble”, whilst most inappropriate ending to an article goes to a story about a man who had admitted to but faced no charges for the murder of a farm hand who he found molesting his 5 year old daughter. A nasty story ending with “Shiner, a town of about 2,000 people about 80 miles west of San Antonio, revolves around the Spoetzl Brewery that makes Shiner, one of the nation’s best-selling independent beers. Even gas stations in parts of Texas sell it on tap.”
    The kid who was sorting out my phone was called Calvin, after Calvin and Hobbes, and looked like a thinner, spottier version of Chris Griffin from Family Guy (google image if this means nothing to you) and laughed like him to. To recreate it for the uninitiated say “Ha ha ha ha” really fast through your nose. He had skipped college to fix phones and probably makes more money that a college grad.
    Back to the bat cave on the bus where I watched “My Week with Marylin”, not as good as “Ratatouille”.

19.06.12 - Exploration



I don’t have to go into the office until tomorrow so today is exploring and sorting out boring things that I forgot. The sun is shining and it’s nice and warm so I walk all the way to downtown SF. An hour long feat that probably certifies me as mad in the eyes of most Americans. I haven’t told Sandra yet but I’m looking forward to her reaction. The light here is very different to the UK, bright and crisp like Australia. The roads are wide and buildings flat until you get into the centre, and not particularly hilly. The well know vertiginous streets are in the historic centre, I was assessing the streets in my walk in for bike friendliness and I reckon that I can definitely do it, the hills are avoidable and the freedom of a bike would be great.
    On my walk in I was taking a picture of the Pig & Whistle pub, there is an infamous on in Newcastle, when a man walked past and said “Do you want me to be in your picture?” to which I rudely replied “No”, and then realised that he was the owner of the pub, whoops. He’s a Brit and apparently has a few Geordie regulars so I think that it will become my local. They show the Euro 2012 matches so I might go and see what manner of England supporters that draws. Going by the rest of SF inhabitants they will probably be completely insane. The quota of crazies here is off the scale, the place is absolutely packed with loons. Walking along Turk Street, about 3 blocks from the commercial centre, Westfield and Bloomingdales, I suddenly got a nasty feeling about the area I was in. Everyone seemed to be on crutches, pushing a trolley filled with their worldly possessions or just really dodgy. The shops had signs saying “No Loitering” in the window and a hotel where paying by the hour is probably the norm added “No Illegal Activities Allowed”. I was sticking out like a very white, fresh off the plane thumb. Then I passed the Drug Users Center, signage “Safe Injecting Area” and I wanted to run, very fast, past all of the homeless, prostitutes, pimps and crack addicts. I was like the setting for some really cliched 80s American movie with lurching hobos and women lunging asking “What you want sunshine?”. And then I realised that I was carrying $1,000 in cash and both of my cash cards. Good move, experienced traveller. The sanctuary of Westfield has never been so appreciated, where, ironically I was robbed of $60 for a SIM card that doesn’t work in my phone. Apparently T Mobile don’t do refunds on that, which they don’t tell you before you buy it, but you can buy a $30 which it should work in. Thanks T Mobile.
   Feeling annoyed and very tired I took the tram to the quay side, ate a disappointing cream cheese and smoked fish bagel (aka smoked salmon) which made me more annoyed, walked up to Fisherman’s Wharf, one of the attractions of SF, which was crap, which made me even more annoyed, ate a brownie which wasn’t very nice so I gave the rest to a tramp but...I did walk through the historic district of San Fran, where you get the iconic hills and old fashioned buildings which is beautiful and made me less annoyed. Stumbled across the Red Light district which was deserted and a Chinese man smoking a massive spliff. Then back home on the bus, which I had to catch from Turk Street of previous mention, and the people on the bus were a safer, yet just as weird bunch. Of the people sitting at the front of the bus, one woman had an oxygen tube up her nose, one old guy with a permanent drip on the end of his nose was barmy and kept telling people they were late, another looked as though he’s been living in a dark hole for several years with really starry eyes and thin, paper like skin and the final man seemed to have a whole host of medical problems including feet that looked like dead coral reef they were so scaly. When he left the bus I felt like it would be rude to not sit in his seat but I swear everyone looked at me as if they knew that I was going to contract something horrible from sitting there. There are lots of homeless people and crazy people everywhere so I’m sure that I’ll get used to it, I did think that Ladbroke Grove had its fair share but this is in another league. My final new friend of the day was Wanda, who on hearing that I was going a journalism internship gave me her number and email in case I wanted to do a story on her. She used to make hats, be a tour guide and now places a little guitar. I’m sure there’s an article in there somewhere.
    I’m about to go to the cinema to see a documentary on a famous Japanese sushi maker, I will let you know who else I meet on the way.

18.06.12 - Lift Off

So the odyssey begins. Two days in and what I have definitely noticed it that if you are on your own people talk to you much more. I’m usually quite wary of strangers talking to me, not through fear, well actually through fear that they will be horrendously boring and I won’t be able to escape. But when you’re on your own the only other option is talking to oneself, which admittedly I do, but I do that in London anyway so not much change. The first person who spoke to me as we were boarding the plane, was an English guy, fifties, east Londoner, who was with a group of twenty golfers, all male, all a similar age who were going on a ‘bucket list’ golfing holiday to the American west coast. He was sitting two rows ahead of me and spent most of the flight prancing around in a pair of shorts and flight socks which looked like odd, dark green hold ups. Took me a while to realise that they were flight socks and not bizarre golfing socks. He loved back chatting the air stewards and trying to wangle his way into the first class bar area, which he seemed to manage. Lads on tour seemingly never change.
    The two other seats on my row were taken by two older Geordie ladies from Whitley Bay so that made me feel very much at home. They were an aunt and niece without many years between them, serial cruisers and this time off to Alaska by boat from San Francisco, I was plied with mints but Aunt Betty who, when we landed and stood up, was approx 5 feet tall.
    The in flight entertainment which I had been looking forward to, as Virgin are meant to be quite good at, was disappointing, as was the food. Lowest moment was a cheese and onion sandwich, rank. Betty’s mints were more appreciated after that.
    The queue for immigration was absolutely massive and, again, found myself chatting to the people next to me. They were an English family of four, two daughters, who were coming back from a holiday in the UK. He was a priest in Kent, went out to observe a church in Reading, CA, as it was getting a lot of hype and ended up staying. His wife is now ordained as well and they have been there for four years. Basically new age missionaries. Ironically they were the family making a fuss about not sitting together at Heathrow and then pulling out the violins to get themselves first dibs on the food. I’m sure that is what JC would do.
    The immigration officers make you feel like a criminal, especially when you say that you are staying for two months. I didn't admit that I was doing an internship as I thought that would cause confusion but I was made to show my credit cards, I suppose to prove that I can pay for my stay, who knows? My bag came through which is unusual and I took a taxi to 158 Beaumont Avenue. It’s easy to forget the luxury of The Knowledge and expect taxi drivers to know where they’re going. Luckily I had a map and could direct otherwise we would have been going round in circles for ages.
    From her email Sandra Sutton, the land lady, sounded mildly weird and a bit neurotic but she is just mildly crazy and very nice. She talks at about 100 miles and hour and buys fresh cooked turkey for her dog, a miniature schnauzer called Annie, every couple of days. She drives everywhere but does yoga three times a week and lived in Marlow for a year where she found everyone very snobby, unsurprisingly. However, she has kitted out my room to perfection, even trying out the bed to check that the room was ok to sleep in. The only downside is the severe lack of daylight. Although the room is on the ground floor from the front, it is behind the garage and underground at the back so the two small side windows are it and they look out onto a wall. Used to the large bay windows of Number 10 it is a little depressing and makes you feel as though you’re in a timeless zone, is it day, is it night?  I have been left a list of important things to do and not do  including “No burning candles, no smoking and no drugs”, so presumably sex and alcohol are permitted. Booze fuelled orgies at mine then, but do not light that scented candle.
    Food shopping at Whole Foods. I’ve only got a toaster, kettle and microwave so cooking options are reduced but I shall survive. I might have to get inventive with the microwave. I kept myself awake until 8pm (4am UK time) watching Ratatouille, such a great film, and then slept for 12 hours.